THE CULTURE KIDS

"Better than you? Honestly... yeah. They kind of are."

"Lady J/K once stared at me for 45 seconds without blinking."

"We saw them live. The Department threw a shoe into the crowd. It was my shoe. He took it from me earlier."

"I asked for an autograph at the grocery store and The Department signed my receipt. In pen. On the total. I can't return my groceries now."

"I let my plants listen to 'We Don't Care'. They died.... from dancing too much!"

"I once saw Lady J/K eating a bagel. I stole her napkin."

"Their music sounds like if confidence had a soundtrack."