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THE CULTURE KIDS

BETTER THAN YOU

THE DEPARTMENT LADY J/K

ALBUMS

ALBUMS

We Don't Care Front Cover

WE DON'T CARE

2020 EP

The Coolness of Space Front Cover

THE COOLNESS OF SPACE

2024 EP

From The Archives Front Cover

FROM THE ARCHIVES

2026 LP

MERCH

MERCH

Look the Part

All merchandise is currently sold out.
Email us if you want a shirt or sticker.

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Coolness of Space Tour Tee

Coolness of Space Tour Tee

Signature heavyweight cotton. Tour dates on back.

$35

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Classic Culture Kids Tee

Classic Culture Kids Tee

Better than your tee. Seal of approval on back.

$35

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Seal of Approval Sticker

Seal of Approval Sticker

Put it on your laptop. Show off.

$5

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Vinyl

"We Don't Care" Vinyl

Heavyweight clear wax.

$28

THE BUZZ

THE BUZZ

People Love Us. Obviously.

SIGHTINGS & EVIDENCE

8a.m. getting groceries

"8a.m. getting groceries like I do. Superfans wanted an autograph." — The Department

They said the music was too loud

"They said the music was too loud. I told them to get better ears." — Lady J/K

CULTURE

GET CULTURED

Our curated recommendations. Because your taste is profoundly tragic.

01

The Allergies

TCK MANDATORY

Tear the Place up

"Play this 100 times. If you don't like it, play it 100 more times."

02

Don't Talk to the Cops

TCK APPROVED

I don't like Rachel

"We like them, therefore you like them."

03

Jon Spencer Blues Explosion

TOLERABLE

Get Down Lover

"He plays music directly from his crotch."

04

Ramona Falls

ACCEPTABLE-ISH

Sqworm

"Unique and interesting enough that we'll allow you to listen for a bit."

● LIVE PLAYER The Allergies — Tear the Place up
1080p STEREO
VOLUME: 100%
PLAYING FROM TCK RECOMMENDATIONS
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